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Old 02-17-2007, 12:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Probinsyana

May isang babaing probinsyanang ipinasyal ng kanyang pinsan sa maynila. Pumunta
sila sa isang sikat na mall sa makati. Sa katangahan, nawala si probinsyana sa paligid.
May isang matinik na manilboy ang naka spot sa kanya. Pagkakataon na niya maka
score sa probinsyanang maganda. Lumapit si manilboy sa tatangatangang promdi
MANILABOY: Miss nawawala ka ba?
PROBINSYANA: Opo... nawawala po kasi yung pinsan ko na kasama ko kanina...
MANILABOY: Halika sumama ka sa akin... hahanapin natin sya.
At sumama si promdi...(naku naman) sa sobrang ka inosentehan, di nya namalayang
naipasok na pala siya sa isang motel room. Ni lock ni manilaboy ang pinto at dali-
daling naghubad. Na shock si promdi...biglang nakadama ng kaba. Sa sobrang
excitement, talagang may erection na si manila boy... naka pamaywang na humarap
kay promdi, sabay sabing..
MANILABOY: Alam mo na siguro ang gagawin mo.
Sa sobrang kaba at takot ay tumango na lamang si promdi... kahit kabado at natatakot
ay lumuhod sa harap ni manilaboy.. hinawakan ni promdi ang mic ni manilaboy,
inilapit sa bibig... bumuka ang kanyang bibig...at inilalapit pa... malapit na sa bibig...
PROBINSYANA: Nananawagan po ako sa nakakakilala sa pinsan ko, na pakisabi pong
nandito ako sa isang kwarto, kasama ang isang mabait na mama na nag pahiram sa akin
ng microphone... paki sabi po kay pinsan na sunduin nya na po ako..
Sa sobrang turn-off nawala ang erection ni manilaboy. Nagulat si promdi at napasigaw ng;
"AY! Brownout?"
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