| senjie 01-11-2007, 02:26 PM | |
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balik noypi
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poor guy
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
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| broker21 01-16-2007, 10:56 AM | |
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nakakatamad naman mag basa...pwedeng ikaw na lang ang mag explain sa akin?
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| einjhel 01-16-2007, 11:59 PM | |
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onna bugeisha
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ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! kaloka!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha nice one senjie!
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| raffhy 01-17-2007, 04:09 AM | |
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wahehehehehehe......uso kc sa mga inmates yung vaseline.....hehehehe.....pampad****.....
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| vans 01-17-2007, 03:30 PM | |
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Undying admiration
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eh baby oil kaya?
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| raffhy 01-18-2007, 04:06 AM | ||
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| papa_kulfo 01-22-2007, 02:35 PM | |
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nya!ha!ha!ha! owkei sya!!!!! kala nung husband lusot na sya pero sya pala ang bebektimahein!
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| nekochan24 02-07-2010, 01:24 PM | |
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grabe ngayon ko lang nabasa yung poor guy nato. hahaha ang benta!!!
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| cathie_cuenky 02-08-2010, 05:10 PM | |
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私はあなたになりたい
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whahahaha.. hakhak! adeeekk.. |
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| waterwaker999 02-20-2010, 02:00 PM | |
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para sa nakakaintindi lng itong maikling kwento
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