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senjie · 01-11-2007, 02:26 PM

Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

broker21 · 01-16-2007, 10:56 AM

nakakatamad naman mag basa...pwedeng ikaw na lang ang mag explain sa akin?

hehehe!

einjhel · 01-16-2007, 11:59 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! kaloka!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha nice one senjie!

raffhy · 01-17-2007, 04:09 AM

wahehehehehehe......uso kc sa mga inmates yung vaseline.....hehehehe.....pampad****.....

vans · 01-17-2007, 03:30 PM

eh baby oil kaya?

raffhy · 01-18-2007, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vans

eh baby oil kaya?

at bakit vans nakulong u na ba?..nyahahaha...eh ako excon kaya alam ko yan...hehehe

papa_kulfo · 01-22-2007, 02:35 PM

nya!ha!ha!ha! owkei sya!!!!! kala nung husband lusot na sya pero sya pala ang bebektimahein!

nekochan24 · 02-07-2010, 01:24 PM

grabe ngayon ko lang nabasa yung poor guy nato. hahaha ang benta!!!

cathie_cuenky · 02-08-2010, 05:10 PM

whahahaha..

hakhak!

adeeekk..

waterwaker999 · 02-20-2010, 02:00 PM

para sa nakakaintindi lng itong maikling kwento
hahaha

01-11-2007, 02:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
senjie balik noypi Mayumi Breakout Champion! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: d2 n tarlac Posts: 259 Noypiso: 571.00 ++	poor guy Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

02-07-2010, 01:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
nekochan24 tabby Kamote Join Date: May 2008 Location: city of san fernando, pampanga Posts: 12 Noypiso: 0.00 ++	.. grabe ngayon ko lang nabasa yung poor guy nato. hahaha ang benta!!!

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01-16-2007, 10:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
broker21 Senior Member Lambing Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 241 Noypiso: 544.00 ++	nakakatamad naman mag basa...pwedeng ikaw na lang ang mag explain sa akin? hehehe!

01-16-2007, 11:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
einjhel onna bugeisha Orihinal Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: sa langit! sama ka? Posts: 751 Noypiso: 3423.00 ++	ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! kaloka!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha nice one senjie!

01-17-2007, 04:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
raffhy rObOT Lambing Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: dubaiski Posts: 201 Noypiso: 402.00 ++	wahehehehehehe......uso kc sa mga inmates yung vaseline.....hehehehe.....pampad****.....

01-17-2007, 03:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
vans Undying admiration Lambing Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 217 Noypiso: 714.00 ++	eh baby oil kaya?

01-22-2007, 02:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
papa_kulfo Senior Member Mayumi Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: sa bahay Posts: 255 Noypiso: 521.00 ++	nya!ha!ha!ha! owkei sya!!!!! kala nung husband lusot na sya pero sya pala ang bebektimahein!

02-08-2010, 05:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
cathie_cuenky sau nlng aku gusto mu? Lambing Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: sa puso mu.. hakhak! Posts: 214 Noypiso: 0.00 ++	whahahaha.. hakhak! adeeekk..

02-20-2010, 02:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
waterwaker999 Member Espesyal Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: lucena city Posts: 41 Noypiso: 0.00 ++	para sa nakakaintindi lng itong maikling kwento hahaha