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jer · 10-03-2007, 07:28 AM

ERAP's PET
A chemical engineer, an accountant and a Erap are arguing about
who has the smartest dog. The engineer calls his dog and says
"Liter, do your stuff." Liter goes to the lab, grabs a beaker
in his mouth, sets it on the floor, grabs a pitcher of water and
pours exactly four ounces of water into the beaker, without
spilling a drop. The accountant smiles and says, "Good, but
watch this.

He calls his dog and says," Abacus, do your stuff". Abacus goes
to the kitchen, pulls out a bag of cookies, opens it and counts
out six, which he arranges on a piece of paper, without breaking
or eating any.

Erap sneers and yells out "Coffee Break, go for it." Coffee
Break come in, eats the cookies, drinks the milk, takes a dump
on the paper, sexually molests the other dogs, complains that
in doing so has strained his back, lodges a hazardous working
conditions complaint, files for disability and goes home on
sick leave.

10-03-2007, 07:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
jer Junior Member Kamote Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 9 Noypiso: 66.00 ++	Erap's joke ERAP's PET A chemical engineer, an accountant and a Erap are arguing about who has the smartest dog. The engineer calls his dog and says "Liter, do your stuff." Liter goes to the lab, grabs a beaker in his mouth, sets it on the floor, grabs a pitcher of water and pours exactly four ounces of water into the beaker, without spilling a drop. The accountant smiles and says, "Good, but watch this. He calls his dog and says," Abacus, do your stuff". Abacus goes to the kitchen, pulls out a bag of cookies, opens it and counts out six, which he arranges on a piece of paper, without breaking or eating any. Erap sneers and yells out "Coffee Break, go for it." Coffee Break come in, eats the cookies, drinks the milk, takes a dump on the paper, sexually molests the other dogs, complains that in doing so has strained his back, lodges a hazardous working conditions complaint, files for disability and goes home on sick leave.

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