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Old 07-31-2007, 02:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Q: BAKIT INTSIK ANG KINIKIDNAP HINDI BUMBAY?
A:KASI PAG BUMBAY, ANG BAYARAN NG RANSOM HULUGAN.

Q: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng lalaking tumataya sa lotto at ang lalaking nakikipag-away sa misis niya.
A: Mas malaki ang tsansa ng lalaking manalo sa lotto kaysa sa pakikipag-away sa misis niya.

Q: ANO ANG DIFFERENCE NG BADING AT CANNIBAL?
A: ANG CANNIVAL KUMAKAIN NG KA-URI, ANG BADING KUMAKAIN NG KA-ARI!

Q: Sino ang unang arkitekto?
A: Si Eba, kasi siya ang unang nagpatayo.
Q: Sino ang unang estudyante?
A: Si Adan, kasi siya ang unang pumasok.

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