Marskih

There were these 3 Filipino girls, and they were the ugliest Filipino girls ever!
They finally got so tired of being ugly that they decide to go to mang kepweng's for help.
Mang Kepweng looks at them and says, "Well, this is a tough one, but this is what you have to do;
jump into a river and say the name of someone you think is beautiful and you will look exactly
like that person."

So the first one goes and says "Britney Spears"
and when she gets out of the water she looked just like Britney Spears.

Then the second one went and she said "Alyssa Milano"
and became Alyssa Milano.

Then came the third one...
When she jumped into the river (being so terrified of swimming) said
"AY TA-E!"

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Duda ako...seguro, dalawa lang kaming member dito sa joke portion na'to,
ako at ang isang tao na may maraming alyas na pangalan. You know why?
Kasi pagbumisita sila, sabay sabay silang hindi magco-comments. Sunod
na araw babalikan nila at sabay sabay na naman silang sumulat ng comments.
Bwaaahahahah!...buking! talagang dalawa lang kami dito ang mag-eenjoy!

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Its better to get laugh wrinkles than worry warts...

-juan-

sa totoo lang, madami satin ang may multiple-personality-disorder. kaya huwag kayong palaaway. baka mamaya, yung katalo ninyo ay inyong sarili, e di ba funny na yon?

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Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood and probably themselves will not be realized.

-Daniel Hudson Burnham